Thursday, March 15, 2007Y
a letter to the obvious someone
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hello hello? u there? i know u're always such a busy person.. alot of big business to do.. v sorry to take up ur time.. however since there's maybe 0.0000001% chance that u'd continue to read this letter in spite of ur busy schedule i'm sure..
although come to think of it.. you are so damn busy that you cant reply to the accumulating smses from my sister, tian.. makes it more unlikely that u'd read this letter.. however.. it would not stop me from finishing this letter..
big-shots like you most prob dun have time or dont even want to spend the teeny weeniest effort to pay some minimum attention to small-flies like us.. if i'm not wrong.. tian fired you with like around 100 smses.. called you numerous time.. was quite shock that u manage to reply once or twice.. even though the content of ur replies are so chim that we cannot make out wad it is.. of cos u didnt think you should further explain.. since u're so damn busy..
since we dont have great brains like yours.. we had more and more doubts which we'd like you to clear.. like.. isnt it the responsibility of someone who borrowed things from another person to inform the person who lent her if any problems cropped up.. of cos.. you are so capable.. you can take care of lil things like this with a snap of ur fingers.. but ppl with poor minds like us really need your help..
soryy to inform you that.. although you are intelligent, pretty, kind, genero-......
*excuse me for a moment.. suddenly had to vomit.. think i vomited last week's dinner.. ppl like me have poor stomach*
oh ya.. continuing from in front.. although u have hmmmm.. alot of good qualities we lack.. you aren't the least bit helpful or cooperative.. of cos you have a lot of things to do i'm sure.. and cant spent any time on small flies like us i'm sure..
i'm ok with it..
you know.. i think you are tian's best fren.. although i dont know y.. pardon my poor brain.. cant understand weird complex things like y u became her best fren.. but usually best frens are those who make their frens smile when they're sad n not make them cry.. i dont know about you.. but this is the lil bit of stuff my lousy brain can think up of.. i'm sure ur great big brain can come out with a lot of ideas for wad a best fren shold be like.. for example.. disappearing when ur fren needs to find you.. blocking ur fren from msn.. telling lies.. i think i really have a poor understanding of wad best frens should be like..
oh.. after trying to find you for half a month.. i found out that there's some problem with ur hp that u cant use the keypad to reply smses.. maybe that's the real reason y u ignored tian.. in that case.. my heartfelt apologies.. i think in ur high class world there's no inventions such as the public phone or any house phones.. ppl like us who live in normal world would not understand ur difficulties.. i'm so sorry about that..
oh ya.. another thing i need to clear doubts on.. hahas.. my poor brain cant handle too much information like urs can.. like how u immediately process things n churn out some story.. i really 佩服 your capability.. (= oh right.. back to the question.. why did u send some messengers to exchange back her laptop.. i'm sure u noe she's having holidays.. y u cant meet her? OH!! i noe.. u grew horns n being such a good fren u dont want to scare her.. so thoughtful of you..
maybe i should inform you about another thing as well.. her laptop's giving her problems since you returned her.. i wondered how u did the projects u said you were busy about.. i'm sure you have your ways.. the superwoman you are.. maybe u can come n help her clear the virus which unknowingly got into her laptop in the period she lent it to u(i assume)? but please inform me b4hand.. i'm afraid to see ur horns.. ~x~
of cos now.. i cant keep anyth from you.. i'd feel guilty.. although we arent close at all.. in fact besides answering the questions u always ask me on msn.. we dont talk at all.. have no idea why u added me in the 1st place.. =X but actually last night there's one msg which i typed on behalf of tian to send you.. dont wan to keep this from you.. i try to be as honest as possible.. especially to a good example like you.. if only i can learn even 1% from you.. my lousy brain will benefit greatly from it.. but.. of cos i will not wan to take up ur precious time to impart ur knowledge to me.. cos my normal but poor brain sure cannot take it.. dont need to make an exception for me ok????!!! we dont know each other after all.. please dont try to contact me.. THANKS!
oh the msg.. it's this:"isn't it basic courtesy to reply when someone asked you a qn? i don't know wad is the prob with your hp cos you dun bother to tell me also.. but dont you think you have the responsibility to explain to me the things u did? i just want to know about my laptop )="
of cos this kind of language is low standard compared to you.. infact ur msgs i need to read at least 3 times to understand.. it's that chim.. there's always some weird stuff like "ixx", "f", "oredi".. too chim for me to understand.. but nvm u happy can liao.. hope u can understand low standard vocab like mine.. but i think u're so clever you of cos understand.. in fact to me n tian n most of her fren's surprise you actually wrote a testi for her on friendster.. must have taken up some bit of your precious time.. thanks ar..
today in my effective comm lesson.. we learnt about resolving conflict.. of cos not saying you have conflicts to resolve la.. but ppl like me.. so lousy.. need to learn about resolving conflicts in lessons.. my tcher says.. to effectively solve a conflict between ppl the way to use is collaborating.. means both sides need to discuss and come up with a solution best for everyone.. there's 1 type of method.. my tcher say is the worse method.. it's withdrawing.. means one side keep escaping from the other.. making the conflict go worse and worse cos it'd onli cause the other party to think the worst about her.. well.. i dont think any of these will apply to you of cos.. u're only too busy to be involved in conflict with others i'm sure.. even if there's conflict.. u'd be TOO busy to solve it.. i'm sure the other party will 体谅 you..
well.. such a long letter.. used up most of my concentration and energy alr.. hope i didnt disturb you.. if not you will have no time to do ur tutee's pri school qns and need to ask lousy ppl like us to help you solve.. ur clever brain most prob have no time to do pri sch qns bahh.. i feel sorry for you if it were to happen again..
thanks for your attention..
- yours sincerely, tian's 2nd sis(who dunno you n u dunno her) -
9:21 PM
